Goat Rules! What every Farmer should know.

10 Rules goats live by.

  1. Jump…on and off Everything and even Nothing!
  2. Eat….everything, that tastes good!
  3. Climb!
  4. Nibble!… on anything and everything…especially the farmer’s stuff!
  5. Drop goat berries anywhere, anytime…farmers love that!
  6. Play!
  7. Whenever possible, sneak into the feed room, you never know what you will find!
  8. Headbutt!
  9. Love on your farmers…especially when they don’t know they need it!
  10. Smile!

 

5 Special rules for Bucks!

  1. Bleat
  2. Snort
  3. Hump
  4. Butt
  5. Repeat
  6. Laughing-goat

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